Lad vows to ‘sh*g MILF and all the foreign birds’ on holiday – but it goes wrong

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  • A 21-year-old made a wild statement claiming he hoped to sleep with women of "every nationality" on holiday – but things got off to a rocky start.

    Mason, from Essex, was the focus of Channel 4's new show Emergency on Sunny Beach.

    The self-proclaimed geezer had booked to spend 10 days in the Bulgarian party town with his pals Jack and Patrick.

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    The youngster was on his first ever lads holiday in Sunny Beach blaming being in a relationship and Covid-19 for delaying his fun, but now all three men are "single and ready to mingle".

    Staying at the Hotel Glarus, they'd spent £30 a night to drink, dance and meet women – and Mason had some big dreams.

    Speaking to the camera outside his "shag pad for the week" Mason said: "I'm 21 obviously still young, young buck, but I’ve got a lot of goals.

    "Sh*g a MILF and then sh*g a load of foreign birds because I love foreign birds. And then a few Scouse and Geordie birds, because I love the accent.

    "I want to sh*g every nationality before I die – well, at least Europe anyway."

    To back up his claims, Mason had brought 20 condoms and his pals ribbed him for planning on sleeping with two women per day.

    He commented: "Two for every night. Yeah, bit optimistic on the condoms, but you never know. I mean 20 sh*gs is highly unlikely, but you don't know what this place is like."

    To attract the ladies, Mason planned to wow them with his looks and took his time getting ready before going to bar Kiki Beach.

    The 21-year-old noted: "Hairs a big thing for me obviously I brought three different hair products. How could a bird not want to come back here. I'm gonna make Sunny Beach my f*ing oyster.

    "I do take quite long to get ready sometimes, changed my outfit five times. Changed my hair about five times.

    "I’m starting to sound like a bird, but it’s all worth it – got to be looking your best, got to be looking sharp to get the best women."

    Once at the beach bar, the trio spend their time looking for "fit" girls and say they "feel like they’re in Ibiza."

    Eventually, Mason pulls a Bulgarian woman who he’s seen snogging by the pool while spraying champagne from a bottle.

    The young woman joked: "We’re getting married, we’re having kids."

    He goes on to tell her that in Essex she’s a "sort" and an "11/10".

    Mason added: "I didn’t expect to meet a Bulgarian, but look what happens if you don’t try."

    Unfortunately, the young woman – Izabel – was collected by her annoyed friends the next morning from Mason's room as she was leaving the resort to go home that day.

    He commented: "It was quite heartbreaking really, just my luck.

    "I’ve got off with bare birds on this holiday, it’s too soon to catch feelings, but if you feel something you feel something.

    "She’s gone back today, she left earlier to go back home so I’ll speak to her later."

    His pal said: "Mason fell in love sort of thing, holiday romance."

    After snogging more women throughout his holiday – including a Scottish woman and a Northern Irish woman – the youngster revealed he hadn't taken anyone else back to his room.

    He commented: "I do want Izabel but Izabel’s not here right now. If Izabel said I’m definitely moving to the UK then of course I would, that girl’s an angel.

    "She puts every letter into the word Wifey. Look at her – absolute top of the range. I’d put her in a f*cking museum."

    He still tries to hit on the check out worker the night before leaving the hotel – which doesn’t work out for him.

    Once again discussing his romance, Mason said: "I’m going to marry that girl, gonna put a wedding ring on her finger. If she’s watching this – I love you, I’ll marry you later."

    "I come for a bit of everything really. The sh*gs which is done, the drinking which is done.

    "I’m gonna get rinsed for this but there was only one sh*g. Didn’t sh*g a MILF but there’s always next time.

    "I didn’t expect to meet a girl, a lady, but never thought I’d click with one of them. I'm still talking to her and hopefully she comes to study in England."

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